The Conspiracy that is PC
I have a terrible PC. I bought it in September 2003 so that I could run things on it that only worked on PC's, like games and programs for school. And I figured if I want to go into a career involving heavy use of computers, I should probably start learning about PC's now.
I have never liked PC's, and I sure as anything don't like them any better now. PC's are the worst thing since Ketchup. I have had nothing but trouble since the day I bought it.
| Me | My PC |
|---|---|
| 6 | 68 |
I think that PC's have a conspiracy against me. They seem to enjoy not working whenever I'm within a few feet of them. For example, in my high school computer science class, I always got an "illegal operation" message. Then my program would crash. Then the whole computer would crash. This happened to me at least every week. Nobody else in the class had this problem. And it didn't matter which computer I was on either. I wasn't even doing anything wrong, unless typing some code in a program is considered bad. But even the teacher was typing code in a program, so that shouldn't be the case. I hate PC's.
I like Macs. My Mac is much older than my PC, but it works ever so much better! In a fight, my Mac would beat my PC silly. It would be like:
| My Mac | The Winner! |
|---|---|
| My PC | The Unrecognizable Heap of Circuitry Strewn Across the Floor! |
So, to conclude, if you ever feel the urge to purchase a PC, suppress it.
