The Rap
On my old site, I had this really corny rap, at the end of which you would find my e-mail. Apparently somebody's sister liked it.
Yo my name is Brent Kroeker,
And I'm here to stay,
Better listen up
To all I have to say:
Got this dope new website,
Think it's pretty chill.
Called it "The Website"
'Cause it beat's "Morongadill".
All my westside homeboys
Think that it's the bomb.
All the eastside ones just
Want to rap along.
[insert scratching here]
Yo, Cats is fresh
But he doesn't cuss.
He says: "All your base
Are belong to us."
Attack of the Clones
Is the dopest flick ever.
If you don't check it out
Your hand Vader'll sever.*
A long time ago
In a galaxy far away
G. Lucas made Star Wars.
It's a sci fi buffet.
My Macintosh computer
Is slick and really white.
It could blast any peecee
Right out of sight.
Tolkien can't rap
But he sure can create
The meanest books and legends
That exist to date.
If music's what you're after
Try classical, jazz, and ska.
J. Williams, The W's, or FIF:
They will leave you in awe.
If you're feeling down,
If you're feeling blue,
Friend, Jesus Christ
Will always be there for you!
If you want to rap
E-mail's always make my day!
Just give me a shout:
pompous_george@shaw.ca
*See The Empire Strikes Back
