// The Central Randomizer 1.3 (C) 1997 by Paul Houle (houle@msc.cornell.edu)
// See:  http://www.msc.cornell.edu/~houle/javascript/randomizer.html
rnd.today=new Date();
rnd.seed=rnd.today.getTime();

function rnd() {
	rnd.seed = (rnd.seed*9301+49297) % 233280;
	return rnd.seed/(233280.0);
};

function rand(number) {
	return Math.ceil(rnd()*number);
};
// End of Central Randomizer

var id = rand(8);
if(id == 1) {
	document.write('<p>More Website than you can shake a stick at!\</p>');
}
else if(id == 2) {
	document.write('<p>9 out of 10 people prefer it to being poked in the eye with a stick!\</p>');
}
else if(id == 3) {
	document.write('<p>More confusing sentences in one place than the president!\</p>');
}
else if(id == 4) {
	document.write('<p>80% of those polled like it more than sticking their hand in a blender!\</p>');
}
else if(id == 5) {
	document.write('<p>Funnier than sand at a beach!\</p>');
}
else if(id == 6) {
	document.write('<p>Six times more fun than a punch in the face! <span style="font-size: 14pt;">(And only half the pain!)\</span>\</p>');
}
else if(id == 7) {
	document.write('<p>At least it\'s better than ketchup!\</p>');
}
else if(id == 8) {
	document.write('<p>More fun than a barrel of Flying Space Monkeys!\</p>');
}